Since everyone has filters to get rid of the spam in their inboxes now, we have selected some prime pieces of propaganda for your viewing pleasure (or Re-viewing pleasure for those of you who are on the fan club mailing list) and put them all right here in one convenient place. It’s like a mini-mall of marketing materials! These encore emailer entrées show just how desperate we get when trying to coerce you into liking us. Take a walk down memory lane and let us convince you that looking at a bunch of ads can be passed off as entertainment!

Baby chicks are falling out of their branches and it’s up to you to save them!

It’s a party and everyone is invited! Just be careful what presents you ask for ‘cause you just may get it!

It’s time to play Milk Pong! Make Lumpy drink by getting your ball in the cup! (And get your “Milk” ready so you can drink along)